lol this is hillarious
Reviews for "Hobo 4 Total War"
SeethingSwarm responds:
Thank you!
I AM THE HOBO!
I KICKED THE ARMY'S ASS! NOW I WANT TO GO ALL MIB ON ALIENS HOBO STYLE!
The Hobo reminds me of the Character Bacterian from Dragon Ball Z. All his attacks were bodily fluid based and excreta too. This game is way fun, super gross, and I hope the person who screwed this all up for you gets hit by falling rocks because what i really would wish upon that person for their attempted plagiarism deserves to be given the "Caligula treatment." That begins with a question to the plagiarist, 'are you a virgin?' as power tools and KY are being set on a table as a cameraman sets up. Now with that aside back to some critique.
For what it is there are a whole lot of Just Rights this game has going for it. Simple, playable, the graphics are not confusing, and it does not slow my computer down with needless graphics (Actually Adobe Flash Player... a new twist on crashing computers!).
Small screen size though as on most New grounds games... Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr :( !!! there isn't a lot I would change. If this game grows which a lot have done like Duke Nukem. Compare Duke Nukem 1 to DK3. HUGE diff. I can see this game evolving to power ups, health bonuses, invincibility, gratuitous trash digging and lots of alcoholic fueled rage! There also could be an "Incredible Bulk" blind fury mode where he can actually punch the crap out of a tank, a feature of him consuming "NOT MEDICINE!" Think of Scout from TF2 getting a hold of Demoman's Scrumpy and mixing that with Atomic Soda!!!
Likewise you also can have a "Inagadda Da Vida" Mode where he has to fight under the effects of a tranquiler dart which only slows him down a little and he sees COLORS everywhere as he is fighting while under the influence of the dart.
But with the Alien Abduction, There are possibilities here too. One is using life forms as weapons as in grab by legs and begin swinging like a club or the "Mr. Toots" bung hole of destruction (Think of Mr. Toots from the land of Magic, the little Unicorn who is actually a weapon of insane power!). And then there is the reactions the aliens might have to the Hobo barfing on them or peeing on them. A swell to a nice bloody explosion is nice. Blood gushing from their eye holes is also a classic! Or way gross, vomiting up their entrails! FUCK YEAH!
You really have a great concept here. You may opt to keep it graphically as it is and I would not feel any ill will towards this effort one bit. This game is just violently good fun!
Absolutely Boffo my friend! ABSOLUTELY BOFFO!
SeethingSwarm responds:
Thanks so much!!! :)
Giving this 5 stars JUST based on the Armor Games intro. I thought this was a pretty fun beat 'em up, I liked the combos and art style. I just wish the combat was refined so when you complete a combo the army dudes don't get pushed away to half screen and instantly hit you with their gun.
I'd play a sequel to this that improved the combat. But as-is it's just amusing and not a particularly deep game.
SeethingSwarm responds:
Thank you for the nice review and constructive criticism. This game series is not meant to be anything deep or pretends to be anything that it is not. It is meant to be simple, fun and amusing with a lot of poop jokes and disgusting humor :P ...but I will definitely keep your criticism in mind for other projects of mine. Thanks for the 5 stars!
pretty good game, a little on the difficult side though
SeethingSwarm responds:
Glad you liked it! The Hobo series can get a bit tricky at some points, but I consider it to be quite easy compared to other games. Sorry you found it a bit too difficult :/
the game plays well, and i figured after denouncing your newest release which is under judgement, i'd give a couple of the games a try. I think its fun, but i still dont agree with your concept
SeethingSwarm responds:
Thanks for having an open mind and for appreciating the gameplay. I do not expect everyone to like or to agree with the subject matter of this game and I respect your opinion :)