not imposible, just BORING
Reviews for "The Impossible Game"
You should probably ask your parents for money, because clearly you don't have the skills required to make games.
monkeywantbananas responds:
You have no idea how complicated programming is do you? I doubt you are capable of making anything!
Coming from another game developer, I'm going to have to throw this game in the trash can, it's controls are sloppy, the images are obviously hurried and looks like what was done in MS Paint regardless of whether that was intentional or not, the physics for the game overall feel poor. Set the gravity a bit higher.
I'm letting the fact that this is stolen slide completely and not factoring in your age at all in this, I'm going to have to still give you zero stars for this game. I made Total Pussy Destruction in under 45 minutes because I was bored with nothing else to do and honestly, that particular game which I think needs taken out back and shot just got saved because I saw this game.
Why don't you ask your parents for money or throw games up on repositories for jailbroken iOS devices? Or you can get a stronger and much, much larger audience developing for Android instead. You could additionally start blogging and use Google Adsense to score some cash as well, that's also a possibility. Or you can mow lawns ...
In all honesty, dude, seriously, this game isn't going to make you the money you need for the $100 a year developers bit with Apple to be an "Official*" iOS app developer. You need lots and lots more content.
If you can produce some good samples for people, you can then go through IndieGoGo to help finance your campaign. Just keep in mind that an iOS developers licence costs $100 per YEAR, it's not a one time thing.
I can't jump very good.
INSANE GAME
I PLAY 5 HOURS!