This game reminds me of one of those McDonalds handheld games that no one really likes and gets stained with god knows what after a while and gets thrown in the trash. Except this one doesnt work and you are asking for money to play it rather than just giving it away with a meal poor in nutrition.
The Music is shit. The Lag is shit. The Graphics are shit. There is no humor in it (unless you count how shitty it is) and in no way shape or form deserves the same score the highest scoring game in newgrounds has earned.
I give you half a star though just in case you really worked hard on this because it is indeed a game. Just a shitty one.