I'm not sure if you're an evil genius or just evil. I've never played a game where I had to grind just to survive more than a few seconds, but somehow it was also oddly compelling...
I played for like 15 minutes, but I wouldn't say I enjoyed it. I just wanted to see where this was going. Some of the coins can't be reached, at least not without tons more grinding.
Very strange game you've got here.