so near as I can understand, people are trying to get a 'deep' meaning out of this game.
I don't see it. I see a troll game.
Oh I played it to the end. clicked the 'load faster video' for shits and giggles, then immediatly muted my speakers.
The controls, the gameplay, the final boss, all of it was so that you could look at your players and ask them one question.
u mad bro?
What song is that?
I was expecting this to be pure crap.... and it was. But the creepy song playing in the background that's stuck in my head now made it worth wasting my time on. What song IS that, anyway? >_>
The subject of this video game is a controversial issue. At one stage or another, every man woman or child will be faced with the issue of this video game. Remarkably this video game is heralded by shopkeepers and investment bankers alike, leading many to state that its influence on western cinema has not been given proper recognition. Inevitably feelings run deep amongst global commercial enterprises, who just don't like that sort of thing. Though I would rather be in bed I will now examine the primary causes of this video game.
Society begins and ends with this video game. When Lance Bandaner said 'twelve times I've traversed the ocean of youthful ambition but society still collects my foot prints' he shed new light on this video game, allowing man to take it by the hand and understand its momentum. Spanning divides such as class, race and ugliness, this video game is a herald of success.
When one is faced with people of today a central theme emerges - this video game is either adored or despised, it leaves no one undecided. It has been said that the one thing in society which could exist without valid criticism is this video game.
Prob not by reddit since I go on there everyday and no mention of this crap.
Not sure what to say...the graphics sucked, as in, MS Paint style, the controls sucked because the author wanted it to be bad, and uhhh no.
Constructive criticism? Don't think there needs to be any for a troll submission.