Sorry to tell you this, but the game is boring, the controls are terrible and the whole concept is wrong.
From my point of view, nothing about this game can be saved.
I would recommend you to start from square 1 and fix as much problems as you can.
Sincerely, where you stoned when you made this? (Incredible Lame Joke)
Hope you get it right next time.
Reviews for "Stoners United"
I don't think this would help NG at all. There are already stoner games out there and this one doesn't bring anything interesting to the table. The fact that it is difficult for the average monkey doesn't help either because when a stoner plays a game 9 times out of 10 he won't want something even the slightest bit challenging.
I don't see a game, or something even fun in this game. Jump is glitchy, your avatar is always halfway through the floor and this game is a piece of crap in general to be honest. Backgrounds give seisures.
wow... that's a shitty game.
who tf plays this. I wanted to like this. the title was getting me excited for a silly newgrounds weed game, but all i got was garbage. whoever made this is brain dead, and should watch a 30 fucking minuet youtube video on how to code. this could have been the game for all stoners, but it was a lie! why i hate it?
1: you can't really jump, its more like flying but he got to lazy and stopped half way (just like the game dev when making this shithole)
2: the platforms are broken, and you can kinda use them, by hovering on them and spamming space
and 3: its just a basic game with weed PNGs. no really smoking.
the best parts about the game were the guy you play as and the name. this 12 year old game needs to be remade, and turned into something sweet, like a RPG about getting weed, so you can join the Stoner wizards. i came up with that on the fly, and its better then this fucking game. the guy 100% didnt copyright this, so everyone who can make games should use the name and avatar to make their own "Stoners United" games. the SUCU (Stoners United Cinematic Universe). I know we can turn this shitstain of a game into a powerful new game. no ones going to, but its still a good idea. if you read this all, you, like me, need to go outside.