remember when i said you were getting tired and stale? remember when i said you should try doing meaningful and quality work that actually is a benefit to your talents instead of a detriment? well... now you make this...
chris you should really, really either throw in the towel or make something new and your own. this wasn't satire, and this wasn't good or interesting parody. nothing here was any good, and i hate to say that. you are still on my favorite authors because i do think you can do something great. i see it in you.