Wow! This is great. It gives me the feeling of walking down a quiet street in one of those black and white detective movies. The streetlight is flickering eerily, and the sound of my breathing is my only comfort. ANNND it loops perfectly! ^~^
Oh, by the way...
There are 18 letters in Merry Illuminatimas. 18 plus a negative 2 equals 16. The square root of 16 is 4. When Shaquandra throws that ass in a circle, the circumference of that circle is 2, meaning her ass is nonexistent. When we add that 2 to the square root of 16 which is 4, you get 6. Divide that by Shaquandra's ass again, and you get 3! THERE ARE 3 POINTS ON A TRIANGLE! RIP OUT THE EYE OF A RANDOM STRANGER FROM ACROSS THE STREET AND SLAP THAT IN THE MIDDLE, THEN BAM!
ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED! O.O