hahaha the Will Smith song at the beginning bought me automatically
Reviews for "Fuck Town: Thai Paradise"
I actually liked all the trouble that you had to go through to fuck the girl....It made it all worth while....And gave the game a lot of depth and story....I LOVED this game from start to finish....Maybe I'm just a sap but I feel like they should've got married at the end!!!! :D
This is truly a real life game,especially the story,But the title was so misleading.
All this trouble just to fuck a girl. At the end it was all like fast,hard,slow,fast,gentle,WHAT THE HECK MAN?
This game is so tedious its borderline experimental. Its like this is a conceptual art piece, with half executed ideas, a weird mix of careful and completely absent - as it evidence of any user feedback testing. Its evidence of being built for a deadline, it feels rushed due to overambition.
Some examples - barely legible sex hints due to poor contrast, but the scenes themselves are well animated. A repetitively dull ATM mechanic that gets dropped leaving where to go next a case of persistence. A completely counter intuitive blackjack scene, where winning is time-wasting and losing is the desired goal. A fetch quest that needs to be solved by completing - not making this up - a second fetch quest.
The art is an odd mix of high standard if, possibly generic stock assets and plain poor icons. The storyline, what little there is about the most unexciting holiday romance possible. Dialogue would be plain awful if it wasn't so mispelled and semi-coherent that it becomes slightly immersive, though its enough to make you pick a wrong answer and miss a porn scene.
The sex? Nothing exceptional. Forgettable really - doesn't help that the woman isn't characterised beyond "designated sex goal".
Incidentally, I replayed this (out of an odd mix of curiosity and masocism) trying to pick EVERY single wrong choice. The result? Still got the last sex scene. And still rated at 100% for it.
As a sex game its sub par (the score reflects this), though its obvious the creator is talented (a fact that sadly isn't reflected in the scoring metric).
As a lesson is sex game design its a must play - its like a tutorial for what works (some elements are great), what doesn't, what happens when a project is over ambitious, padded, when features aren't killed and the script isn't checked for typos, bad grammar or tedious pacing.
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