I'm a dog person
And I approve this message. Let us menopolize on the cats instinctive behavior to chase little red dots. With this the energy crisis is solved! All we need to do now is build a gigantic hampster wheel with a red laser attached and then add a few hundred cats and the first step to making cats somewhat useful is complete. And when they get too old to work sell them to the chinese buffet down the street. Everyone wins!