I blamm'd this POS!
This is a bad game, pure and simple. The collision detection is off, the physics suck ass, the music is boring 8-bit drivel and your author comments seem childish at best. Do everyone a favor, go read good books and learn what makes a story or play a good game and learn what makes good gameplay. Come back and make a real game. One that entertains or makes one think. What you have made here amounts to a troll.