91800 counts of jaywalking LOLOLOLOLOL awesome
Reviews for "Sex Kitten: Prison Break"
Yomuchan responds:
Murder, arson and jaywalking!. TVTropes will ruin your life.
the only reason i gave this 5 stars is because the blonde guard in the red and black is soooooo super sexy, other than he this game was stupid lmao
Yomuchan responds:
To this day, she's still shickin'.
Wt were the anime/hentai in this game?
Yomuchan responds:
You should ask legendary-41. She was in charge of imagegetting/drawing.
Stupid
pretty stupid u get like one attack i'd like to do something else besides kick her in the shin at first
Yomuchan responds:
Yeah? Like what?
Not worth playing let alone....well you know
Concept:
Originally I thought it's a messy attempt at fusing stale humor and bad hentai but apparently it's a parody of fusing stale humor and bad hentai...oh what joy.
Aesthetic:
Hentai games are notorious for borrowed artwork and it definitely shows here in fact many things are borrowed from the hentai art to the music. (poor choice of music by the way) A mute option would've been GREATLY appreciated. Also your choice in erotic imagery was piss poor none of the girls looked that attractive, unfortunately a lot of them, especially in the beginning were disturbingly underage (hey it may be other fappers thing, but not mine.) which is really a turn off- Oh, yeah I almost forgot it's a mocking of shit hentai games.....carry on.
Story: save your slutty girlfriend. Works for me, it's hentai not an epic novel.
Gameplay:
I didn't feel any satisfaction because well it's was purposely shitty! The game itself feels almost 100% uninspired. But the writing took some of the boredom away especially in the beginning, how the first fight occurred and the characters reaction preceding it, made me chuckle. But clicking your opponent to death is boring the poor special effects didn't make up for it and I boredom hit me like a ton of bricks after my first fight. Gameplay is just a chore and after my first game over by some homo with a shotgun I didn't really care for completing the game.
Overall:
Well it's pretty shitty representation of all things "bad hentai" so mission accomplished. But it's no fun to play and I don't have a fetish for anime 5 year old's. I feel this series would be more successful as a flash that parodies adult games and the voice acting and animation could easily rack in tat random slapstick humor others may like while still providing nudity and weird sex stuff. It still wouldn't be my thing but it be more successful than this.
But as it stands, not worth my time.
1/5
Yomuchan responds:
The idea is to pack on HP and Magic Good before you rush headlong into boss battles.