"I just want you to know how sorry we are that-that things got so derped up with us an-and Mrs. Shy, and I... ww-w-we got into this thing with the best intentions, really. I never ha-"
*POW*
"Oh, I'm sorry. Did I break your concentration? I didn't mean to do that, please... continue. You were saying something about... 'best intentions'...? ...well what's the matter? OH, y-you were finished! Uh, well allow me to retort. What... does Fluttershy look like?"
"What?"
"WHAT COUNTRY YOU FROM?!"
"Wha... what?"
"WHAT AIN'T NO COUNTRY I EVER HEARD OF, THEY SPEAK PONY IN WHAT?!"
"Whaaat?"
"PONY MOTHER BUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT?!"
"YES!"
"Then you know what I'm saying!"
"Yes!"
"DESCRIBE WHAT FLUTTERSHY LOOKS LIKE!"
"What?! I-"
"SAY WHAT AGAIN! SAY WHAT AGAIN, I DARE YOU, I DOUBLE DARE YOU MOTHER BUCKER, SAY WHAT ONE MORE FEATHERY TIME!"
"She-she's a pony!"
"GO ON!"
"She's yellow!"
"DOES SHE LOOK LIKE A TREE?"
"WHAT?!"
*POW*
"DOES! SHE! LOOK! LIKE! A TREE?!"
"NOOOOOOOOOO!"
"Then why you try to buck her like a tree, Derpy?"
"I didn't!"
"Yes you did! YES YOU DID, DERPY! You tried to buck her. Well Fluttershy doesn't like to be bucked by any pony except Mister Macintosh. You read Equestrian Myths, Derpy?"
"Yes!"
"Well, there's this paragraph I got memorized that sorta fits this occasion. Chapter 25 part 17? 'The path of the righetous pony is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil spirits. Blessed is she who in the name of the sun and the moon shepards fellow ponies through the Everfree Forest, for she is truely her sister's keeper and the finder of lost fillies. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengence and furious magic those who attempt to poison and destroy my sisters! AND YOU WILL KNOW MY NAME IS CELESTIA WHEN I LAY MY BANANA BAG UPON THEE!"