@Zayro: It's 'TROLLface'.
Other than that, this is a pretty awesome social commentary all-up. My favourite parts were [SPOILERS] Justin Bieber making teenage girls hit buttons for him, Julian Assange's reactions to stuff everyone already knew, 'Lost: The Game' (you just did as well, BTW) and Chell, Double Rainbow Man, Barack Obama, Julian Assange, Justin Bieber, Edward Cullen and American airport security working together to defeat the final boss of the Internet.
And if you'd let me write a fanfic about exactly that, that would be the most awesome thing ever.
With all that in mind, I'm giving this game a total of 99 incredibly sharp swords out of 100. I'll give you the last one retroactively after I get permission to write that story. I've also added this to my favourites list. Great work, and I hope we see more of these without losing its unique humour!