Pico's Mom is a Real MILF!
This is the quintessential Newgrounds Flash: dirty language, sexual content, violence, absurdity, satire, and Sardonic Samurai. Sardonic Samurai is the quintessential Flash author: a dirty bastard with a dirtier sense of humor. Hope he gets over his mono soon!
But anyway, we're all the fuckin' screen lookers because they're both glued to it. "Pico & Darnell's Enlistment" features classic characters and even a hilarious representation of their parents, combined with Tankmen and wartime horror. Just to be sure, this isn't anything new, beyond maybe a depiction of Pico and Darnell's parents. At least we know where they get their good looks. But if you're looking for a Flash in good taste, watch something else. If you want to sit back, turn your brain off, and laugh, Sardonic Samurai might just be able to accommodate you. While you're at it, send a few thoughts and prayers so he can get over his affliction. Remember: we're all screen lookers some time or another.