good review of of our country aye
I love being an australian, and telling gullible tourists about all the dangers of living here. of course, being attacked by a brown snake or fucking getting bitten by a redback is no fun, but still (both of which btw you missed.... along side the kangarillas)
I want everyone to know I ride an emu to work
my brothers kids ride in kangaroo pouches
and i get frequently attacked and near-raped by drop bears.
and cool kids these days ride crocodiles to school.