cool but too hard
Today is Justin's birthday! Congratulations with your 52nd year Justin!
Anyways funny game though needs some finetuning. It's almost impossible to keep the girls following you after the few first levels, because there are too many adults and the girls always hit them.
I think it'd be better if you only lose them when YOU get hit, not the girls themselves. Just a thought.
He is.... be... 51 years old man..?
What? Poor english. Lol
Nice, but buggin.
The game is really nice, i like the idea :D!
But when im moving around, i always get locked in one direction, and i need to push the bottoms agian and again to move in an other direction. Maybe you can add a quality change bottom, for the game :)? I hope so.
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I get that you don't like Justin Bieber...
That part is understandable. But why, if you don't like the kid, did you decide to make a flash game where he reclaims his youth, gets laid by hundreds of virgins, and kills everything that stands in his way? It makes you look like the biggest bieber fan on the planet.
No, Im not Bieber fans, why you think like that????
Hilarious but tedious.
I ended up on this flash in the search for medals and ended up with a far different experience than I expected. I first began the game after having read very little believing that it'd be pretty self-explanatory, and although it likely was I ended up initially pretty confused. At first I simply wasn't looking around for the van and ended up just waltzing around with a pair of little'uns at my feet, rather confused. After seeing the initials (which made me laugh, 'jail bait' and 'Justin Bieber' both fitting them), I finally worked it out and began to play properly.
Generally the controls and movement feel pretty clunky and sluggish. At first I barely noticed that I was moving simply due to the slow speed, and that was the main issue I found throughout. Even with speed upgrades (I ended up with either three or four at the end), it just seemed uncontrollably slow and I didn't notice the difference particularly at all.
The whole premise I found very funny. I recall a while ago reading a false news article (likely via The Onion), about Bieber being a middle-aged man in a mask and such, and this seems to be pretty similar, albeit with natural ageing substituting the coverup. Although very disturbing, the idea of him dragging such innocent little girls into the back of his van admittedly gave me a good laugh and left you open for some good gameplay mechanics.
Quite possibly the highlight of the whole thing were the sounds you make as you reach the van. They were crude and beg the question of 'what were you thinking?', however each time I heard it once again I had a slight chuckle to myself - which says a lot about my sense of humour, but hey. Otherwise in the audio department it was all positive, too, with fitting (albeit not outstanding) music going along throughout the whole ride.
Although simplistic, I really liked the general direction you went for the art. The large-head-small-body thing is something that I am rather fond of in games like this and it complemented everything else relatively well. There was also good variation in characters, and although sometimes I'd see identical characters it rarely happened in the same level until I got to the point where the street is essentially a huge clusterfuck with more people (and more police D:) spawning. Everything looked nice and clean (which cannot be said for the humour ;D).
In conclusion, I liked just about everything about this flash other than the most important thing: the gameplay. Although fine, the overall clunkiness, slow movement speed and the lack of variation that seemed to come around as I continued to play just came together to make the whole thing feel tedious, despite otherwise being a humorous and polished piece of work.
6/10, 3/5. I'd say for you to keep on creating great flashes, however I see you submitted one just yesterday.