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Reviews for "Meaty Boner"

Very Good

well for starters Third stage medal is bugged.
eat 4-5 wolfs for meaty boner.
(i think eating a giant wolf should make u a meatty boner but its same meat a small one.)
And to beat lat boss you need to kill the wolf DONT EAT IT attack the head when he is out of mask and when he is over food eat it and keep doing that.
good luck

For being such a simple game

The ending is way too difficult. Doesn't match the difficulty level of the game at all.

somehow...

..........I came.....

....to the Conclusion that you made the Game just for the Puns.

Don't get me wrong, it was a good Game, but easy and reptetive. The Artwork was well done and the Controls were great, Music was alright for the Setting, but overall the Gameplay didn't kick in as much as i hoped. Punch some Guys here, Upgrade the Boner there.. Yeah, a meaty Boner. I got the Joke.

Overall a nice Game, but to much focussed on the.. Boner. Funny once, but gets squeezed out (hardihar) fast.

Extremely Well Made, Yet Lacking.

Artwork was excellently well done, the sound FX voice acting for the "Meat Up!" and "That is One Meat Boner" was excellent, however the animating of the actual art was somewhat take at liberty, as the animations were repetitive and simple. The Enemies lack in variety, as there are basically two types the bone made hurting type that look slightly different from each other (though one forces you to crouch to hit it) and the stunning type, the jester and heart stungunner. The heart was not difficult but rather ridiculous at the speed it fires, when combined with 2 other hearts and maybe one jester it would become impossible to complete the level. After the first few levels it becomes repetitive and seems more like a chore than a game -.-.

However I wish to see a sequel
A excellent game to be made in 3 Days.

Vegan Boner!!

Fellow pacifists and cowards take note: it's possible to reach the boss WITHOUT KILLING A SINGLE MONSTER!

A few of the levels took me a couple tries, but in general all I had to do was keep running and jumping over the monsters until I reached the ladder. Of course, by the time I got there, I often only had a few hearts remaining, due to the unavoidable run-ins.
The stunguns made it a little more difficult towards the end, but for the most part it was very playable for those of us who like to run away from monsters rather than fight them.

Predictably, the boss could not be beaten non-violently. I didn't even know the keys for attacking/throwing/whatever, since I had only been using the arrow keys to reach the end. I looked them up and made a feeble attempt at fighting the boss, but ultimately decided to quit and be content with the progress I made.

I'm not sure it's a good thing to make your game beatable by the likes of me, though. I'm usually completely mowed down within the first level when I attempt the avoidance technique on this type of fighting-platformer game. I think that's the norm. Still, I applaud your very productive 3 days!!