Yeah, about that lag...
You know, I can accept most games with minor technical problems. This game did not have MINOR technical problems. I admit that I will sound like an asshole by doing so, but I can't NOT review this game by speaking of it in the way that your programming made me play it.
The id........ea is kind o........f good but.........with the ga..........me constantly lag.........ging for no............ good reason..........given the minimalist............ic graphics, the game ........................is fucking pain.............ful to try to pl..............ay. Did you not spend..................a single mo.................ment of those 24 ho................urs bug-testing the damn................game? This much lag is inex............cusable and leads to the hor............rid score I am giving you.
("I don't want to read the mean-spirited version" version: "The idea is kind of good but with the game constantly lagging for no good reason, given the minimalistic graphics, the game is fucking painful to try to play- probably as much so as trying to read my laggy review. Did you not spend a single moment of those 24 hours bug-testing the damn game? This much lag is inexcusable and leads to the horrid score I'm giving you.)