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Reviews for "Tootsie Roll Dysfunction"

Awesome

Good animation...great voice acting...hilariouse...and phsyco.....AMAZING!!!

HA.

Just the proof i needed to sue Toostie roll pops maker for my neighbors suicide.Thanks BTW is that mongolian E.D thing a Real Disorder cuz that would truely SUCK.

so um....

why didnt the owl just kill the kid?

You learn something new everyday...

Never heard of that word b4, but perhapz teh video would have made more sense during if teh turtle wuz easier 2 hear and that definition wuz at teh beginning instead. Besidez that not bad! I enjoyed it.

FatKidWitAJetPak responds:

Thankz dogz and yeahz i probz should havz putz the definitonz in teh begginningz instead of at the endz. z.

Haha, i Asked....

Mr.Google and he said
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%u2022This is one of the more profound questions ever posed to humankind and animal alike. To test this hypothesis correctly, you must stop counting the moment that the 'center' (the tootsie roll blob at the core of the pop) becomes exposed. That should be considered 'reaching the center' IMO.
%u2022It took me 538 licks.
%u2022It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc. Basically, the world may never know. According to the producers of Tootsie Poops the consensus seems to be between 600-800 licks

%u2022Scientifically: What you have to do is measure the amount of saliva you produce per lick, measure the volume of the Tootsie Pop, find the amount each lick your saliva takes away from the pop, and divide that much by the total volume of the Tootsie Pop.

Anecdotally: "I just did it today and it takes 446 licks to get to the chewy center of a loli pop. both of my friends did it today too and we are all 13 years old. One of them got 442 and the other got 449. So, around 450 licks to get to the center of
a Tootsie Pop

I spent three hours counting with my friend we got 765, 902, 730, and 877. So on average about 800

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So its a confusing question, based on many factors. Happy Xmas :)

FatKidWitAJetPak responds:

If only Timmy had a computer... then Mr. Owl's fate wouldn't have been so terribly depressing.

Poor, poor Mr. Owl.

Nice facts there son.