You can only get so many points for humor
I must say, Even though I know how to win, the game just isn't fun enough to make me want to beat it. Apart from that, all the seemingly random things that come out arent really challenging to deal with. I guess I respect a meaningless time waster, but its not really as fun as it could have been. Idk, maybe I like levels more than a single repeating background.
hmm
I don't really know about this game. Seem like your trying to make fun of Christine...
the game wasn't very unique either. Oh well, what to expect. This is newgrounds and I'm a soon to be educated game designer.
yay, political games!
Auto fire. This game needs it. I'd have given you an extra star or two.
Great premise, average execution
Loved the joke, loved the quotes, loved the style - but TOO FUCKING LONG!!
Seriously, 20 minutes of one level of the same enemies? If you wanted to have it that long, it shoulda either been separate levels with boss versions of each enemy, or that each enemy type shows up at different stages - maybe first the spacemonkey fleet, then the pterodactyls too, then the MICE WITH FULLY FUNCTIONING human brains and Obama and it builds up to the climax with the boss.
Alternatively just make the cash things worth more.
And although it's nit-picky, i woulda liked choosing controls. Mainly because my "a" button is a bit worn down from these typa games and the option to use another woulda saved me a couple of times - plus you get people that prefer WASD to arrows...
Final issue was that the medals didn't work. Now all I have is my own sense of satisfaction - and how long will that last?
Funny game, but for the love of democracy freakin shorten it.
T'was....
Really boring. Like, dag yo.