Reviews for CLAB - Jar vs Pachillis

[Vinstigator]

I can finally vote on battles now, awesome.

Pachillis was wayyyyyy more personal with his verses. The "you're beatin' off into breaker and breakin' a world record for making a troll pregnant" line was pure fuckin' GOLD!

Not only is it personal as fuck, but it's actually true. Jar's wife IS pregnant and if you listen to the Jar vs. Breaker battle, the "beatin' off to breaker" is pretty self-explanitory.

Jar wasted his first verse by talking about Pachillis's flash games when I already did that in our last battle. Therefore, Jar is just repeating what I said. Then he wastes even more bars on bitching about the "best battle shit".

That just made Jar come off as a whiny little bitch. That hurt him more than anything. Instead of actually doing research and attacking Pachillis, Jar just bitches about something Pachillis had no control over. A huge swing and a miss by Jarhead.

The Austraillian accent at the beginning of Pachillis's verse was spot-on and had me laughing my ass off! I can actually imagine Pachillis hosting a crocodile hunter show with that voice lol. Not only did Pachillis outflow Jar, but he flipped almost everything Jar thew at him (which wasn't really much in the first place). And then he starts throwing personals left and right (Beating off to breaker/Jar's wife/troll pregnant, etc.). Pachillis clearly won verse 1.

In Jar's 2nd verse, he is just recycling bars by once again talking about Pachillis's flash games and calling him a "liar" when he already said that in his first verse. Then he wastes even more bars by bitching YET AGAIN by saying that Pachillis only spit 7 bars when they both get 16 each.

Guess what? Pachillis's 7 bars alone were more personal/entertaining that Jar's whole 32. Hell Pachillis could have only said the Breaker/wife/troll pregnant line and STILL would have won. Jar had NO personals in his 2nd verse whatsoever. It's quality over quantity... Jar didn't seem to get the memo. And he actually fucked himself over with that sloppy double time at the end of his verse. Aa Jakobe said, it hurt way more than it helped. A Cheddar Bob move, if you will.

Pachillis has an awesome rebuttul right off the bat with "clearly it's not easy cuz you're fuckin' it up". He's saying what we're all thinking. One of the best personals was the"Or are you just a lazy fuck who plays minecraft all day" line. It's a well known fact Jar loves minecraft.

In fact if you go to his youtube page, you'see see that he likes/favorites any video related to minecraft. Hell almost everything Pachillis said was personal! And "the truth is Jar just lost on his own beat" was an awesome ending and the final nail in Jar's coffin.

So my vote is for Pachillis. He was funnier, had a way better flow, and was personal as fuck. And he didn't waste any of his bars by bitching or complaining, he just came out swinging and cracked Jar (pun intended) in his motherfuckin' face! Before the battle, I had given Pachillis advice/ideas and I am glad he put them to good use. He's showing everyone he deserves to be here.

Vote: Pachillis

[SoulSecure]

Pachillis wins. Dude, fuck Jar, total wanker.

Also, beat gets a 5/5 from me. Really awesome production and I love the variety of riffs. Dark feel too, like a showdown at dusk. Totally my kind of shit.

[PrometheusTheTitan]

the best battle I've heard so far. Pachillis won. Reason? He was better.

[Nocluez]

Wow awesome nice beat!!!

Jar - kinda generic, had a couple good punches, overall no intellectual research just spittin in general, if basic punch lines are all you read into then ya jar.

Pachillis - how did no1 get the kendrick lamar reference?! omg it was hilarious there are 3 different lyrical verbage puns that you have to read deeper behind the meaning much more inquisitive, in term of ingenuity id have to give it to Pachi on creativity!!

gg either way!!

[jukelames87]

Solid Battle

Pachillis: Smooth flow and tonnes of confidence, also had the coin flip advantage for second and last verses. Pretty cool double time. However, his lines were a little weak and half the time were just childish insults rather than witty punches. Also, dropping kendrick lamar for no reason made no sense in the battle scheme of things. And Jar is right, at the beginning of Pach's first verse were there's space before his verse starts, he goes way over time rambling on in an an aussie accent (which he plays on too much) rendering hime a bar and a half of extra rap.

Jar:
Confident and defiant. Also changed up his vibe from the first verse to the second, matching the instrumental which was cool. Did a solid effort of coming out swinging with the first verse. "Freudian slip" was genius and the priest lines were witty as fuck. He kept it simple with fewer lines, making the most of a slow tempo beat but also kept it relevant by making sure each line as gold. Jar has been working hard this whole comp in order to get this far.

Over all it was a tight battle but I felt Jar was schooling Pach on this one. He had more maturity in his rhymes and stuck to his guns consistently without trying to over do it in the second verse to back himself. I felt a sense of sureness and laid back confidence with Jar where as Pach played on the aussie quip, said some juvenille lines and sounded like a whiny 90's era Slim Shady. I hope to see Jar win this one and really come into his own in the finals.

Vote: Jar