Reviews for Patchman: Robo-Rival

[FourSwordsKing]

It's different.

It's not really what I expected at all. Of course, I suppose that you were pressed for time. Were you wanting to keep pushing this forward or was this original plan in the first place?

Anyway, the idea is pretty cute. Simple Mario Kart reference, and a robot wanting to kill patchman in the end. Although, I know it's the whole point of the entire movie, but just one stab on his shoulder (or so it seemed to LOOK like his shoulder)....don't you think that's just a little.....over-the-top stupid?

The artwork's amazing though. It didn't really make me laugh that much though. I just chuckled a few times. So, humor's not really in there for me.

Overall: 4/5, 8/10

RiverJordan responds:

Patchman is over the top stupid, all of em are!

[silveraga]

PAUSE?

Make a pause button dude...

RiverJordan responds:

The whole thing is like..less than a minute long :P

[supersatan3]

lol

I thought it was kinda funny that Patchmen didn't even bother to remove the robot from his kitchen floor. He just left him there and read his book. If I were him, I would've broken the robot into the smallest components possible.

RiverJordan responds:

Yeah, but that wouldn't leave much room for a sequel now could it? ;)

[vejaybejay]

In 4 days work

You have good animation skills, but I think that the rest of the movie is bad. The doctor character makes no sense at all, why is his hair green, why is he that dramatic, etc. The knife is able to cut through what seems like an inch of metal, and in addition, cut the main power supply (or whatever it is that fuels the robot), but not all of it... The whole thing is just very inconsistent.

RiverJordan responds:

Its a movie about a go-kart racing sack-person who throws a turtle shell at another go-kart that BLOWS UP and you're complaining about inconsistencies?

I was just having fun dude, its not meant to make sense. Just to be goofy and stupid.

[flasher2009]

what Robots?

These aren't robots. They're gingerbread men. And what robot has a heart that can be stabbed?

RiverJordan responds:

How do you know he stabbed him in his heart? Maybe he stabbed his primary circuit board? EVER THINK OF THAT?!

Lighten up champ, I didn't make it to make sense.