Why am I spending so long playing this game?
Oh that's right, because I'm forced to sit through 4 minutes of pathetically easy gameplay in order to get to the segments that have any real challenge (after 6000 meters). In the meanwhile I get to repeatedly acquaint myself with the incredibly finicky controls, hoping that by merely tapping the right or left arrow keys I won't go flying across the screen. And then when I finally get there, I know I will certainly die in some frustratingly cheap death as unavoidable walls of boulders repeatedly spawn from the bottom of the screen. Instead of feeling angry by the end, I am left to wonder as to why the controls were designed for left handed people. If only we could use the arrow keys...