Not exciting. not fun.
To hell with the one-eyed cat. And that lankey git couldn't even dance long or hard enough to earn a buck.
Reviews for "Hey Lincoln! Dance!"
Market...
Yeah man, market mode is hard, but it's worth it, more coins... awesome... feed the pirate cat... haha...
Quirky, But a Little WTF At The Beginning
Contrary to popular belief, Market Mode is NOT impossible, you just gotta move all the way to the left and be prepared.
Creative, but Not Amazing
I was expecting something a LOT better when I loaded this game. Abraham Lincoln dancing for money to feed his alien cat? What is more originial and absurd than that? Then the game started, and it was really rudimentary. Once I got past the initial "joke", the game itself quickly lost my attention. Technically, the game is well-designed. The controls are smooth, the sound is good. But I was really hoping for something a lot more fun, given the premise. I'd like to see this game expanded in some way, so the gameplay can take advantage of the concept.
Simple, easy, enjoyable all-around.
I'll give you points for creativity, this was certainly up there in the "WTF" department. But when it comes down to the nuts and bolts this isn't a super game by any means. It was responsive and smooth throughout, but not really challenging, especially if you avoid the Market levels, which you should if you want the game to end quickly. One turkey will just about get you to your goal, which is nice because it makes the game shorter (and this game really shouldn't be too long) but it also drains it of more challenge.
I'm pretty sure you got everything you wanted out of this game, which is good, but it's not exactly front page worthy.
thanks!
gio-m responds:
Front page. That would have been nice but I wasn't expecting it. I was just hoping to give you fooks a good laugh or two. ;-) Thanks for the spot on review. Glad you liked it.