bad controlls
crappy controlls. I couldnt play it :/
Reviews for "Wild River"
Kevin Bacon Thinks That...
Kevin Bacon wants to know who he is, Cuz he does not like what some people are saying
he also disliked beheading himself and not getting damaged in the proccess
Annoying
Sorry but I didn't like it the controls where weird i just tried to go with the flow by sliding against the walls also, when you fight against the Kevin Bacon head the lasers he shoots don't seem to do anything and touching him didn't matter either. I just waited for him to float over me and then mash the X button till he was dead not much of a challenge.
To make this game better you should at more levels, easier controls and a health bar. What would also be fun is multiple weapons, bosses and maybe different boat models and rowers.
PS:
Is it weird that I don't know who this Kevin Bacon is?
Taking, absolutely,
Just, forever to load.
And i got a fast connection... how HUGE is this game?
BoMToons responds:
12.5 MEGABYTES!
meh
i feel special cuz i beat it in 99 seconds