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Reviews for "CCHL: ClockCrew Half-Life"

L is for Loser

Well to start off that was a pile of crap and being a clock thing made it worse. It was just plain shit and i didn't laugh at a bit, and i watched all of it so your guarantee was a pig pice of crap. I'm still not saying don't watch it because about 90% of the people of newgrounds think it is hilarious when someone gets shot in the face or when some one say fuck about 7 time in a row. Well I have to say it's not funny. And get your own sounds and don't use Do'h from the Simpsons, it make them look bad.
I could bet that non of you have ever used a real gun either so calling yourself Sniper Clock doesn't make yourself hard, it makes you sound sad!

I hate you.

What is this crap? Granted, I found some parts amusing, but outside of that, I didn't think it was all that good at all. Maybe its just me lashing out against the Clock Crew, or maybe I'm right. Either way, I feel better.

By the way, I still think it sucks.

SnIpErClOcK responds:

1: I'm suprised someone even wrote a review after all this time. <3 random entry finder.
2: I'll be the first one to say that this movie SUCKS. I know that. I sucked at flash when I made it.... and I still do... so... meh
3: I'm suprised level 1 users even KNOW how to use the review option.
4: PIZZA PIZZA PIE EVERY MINUTE EVERY SECOND BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY

How does this shit make it to the top 5?

I will say it again, clock movies suck and a waste of time to view. And it is a shame using Homer's voice in such a shitty movie, Homer rules, clocks suck.

SnIpErClOcK responds:

Well... to get into the top 5... people have to click the button that says "5, 4, or 3" more than the button that says "2, 1, or 0"... i thought you figured that out already. 0_0
Hmmm... lets see what your movies are like... whoa... no movies made by you! Oh well, do onto others... {{{shawn101_101)))

Worst clock movie i ever seen...

How could you use TF and CS to make this crap and homers voice to make a doh sound to your silly damn clock. Like shawn101_101 sad homer rules and clocks suck. Clocks suck VERY hard and they suck more on movies like this. I dont make movies but if i should start i will make a good movies.

SnIpErClOcK responds:

Ok.... a few things to notice here:

1: "I dont make movies but if i should start i will make a good movies." .... hmm.... i wonder....

2: TF and CS? For one thing its TFC, and for another thing, I have been playing TFC much longer than i've been in the clockcrew. Find me in a server and I will be happy to hand back your ass on a paper plate.

3: It seems that only Simpsons fans, people who havent made flash movies, or just plain asswipes dont like this movie. if you don't like the movie and speak plain english... PLEASE write a review that makes sense.

WHAT!?

What the fuck is all this clock shit about? IT's even worse than the sticks. Why can't you people come up with an idea that is even moderately good? This sucks!

SnIpErClOcK responds:

A few things: 1: Clocks take time to animate well... sticks do not.
2: This is my first movie.... since i make one with clocks does that mean that i will ALWAYS make clock movies? Bite me.
3: I highly doubt you even bothered to WATCH the movie. AT LEAST DarkHorse watched the movie and didn't give all 0s. Not a SINGLE movie on Newgrounds actually deserves all 0s in every single category... thats just a problem of the shithead making the review.
4: I like corn.