Best Christmas Submission
Nice of you to submit this at long last. It's hilarious for one. It's also ridiculous. Another thing: it encapsulates many of the popular Christmas stories, plenty of Bible stories, and picks on countless celebrities. Its scope is incredible. Too bad you didn't bother to ask Tom Fulp or another admin about submitting it back in the day, but now that it is here, it will likely get you a few good awards.
The South Park influence is there; it is both satirical and heavily topical for its epoch. It also features Alfred as a goofball with ADHD and his companion Phat Dawg, the perfect straight guy. While it is a classic foil to someone who's totally insane, it works because straight faces are perfect anchors from which to maintain a grip on reality. The best part? He's incredibly drunk by the end.
For a fifteen year-old kid, this Flash is more than mere Crunk. Despite a lack of bells and whistles (like a Replay or even a Start button, or a preloader even!), it is fleshed out and perhaps the best damned Christmas Submission to date. Thank God someone noticed it and put it on Front Page...!