THIS IS DELICIOUS!
I knew as soon as I read the author commentary, that this was going to be so bad it was good, or so bad it was horrible. I honestly did not think it could go any other way.
I was pleasantly surprised by this submission, and it actually managed to make me smile after a day of blamming. The choppy animation actually works with your submission for some reason. In short, I agree with the aforementioned commentary.