More an animation than a game
It's not bad, and it didn't deserve a zero at any rate.
What I don't get is the idea that I'm supposed to believe that random people from the state of Alabama called you, thinking you were a cartoon character, and suggested that you (as a cartoon character) could hurt Shrek. We're supposed to believe that this actually occurred, and that you are quoting or paraphrasing an actual conversation. Unless this is supposed to be comical, it's patently absurd and unbelievable, and a poor stereotype at best. "Geezer"? What, are people from Alabama also Cockney's from 1960's London?
(This is assuming that you do not in fact host a call in show in Alabama, where you claim to be a cartoon character, which is the only scenario that in any way makes this intro at all believable.)
Other than that, it's better than the Flash animations I've never made, so keep at it.