Meh...
To be honest, this is just that good. Lola is ALWAYS out-reached and there are always WAY too many enemies on screen to deal with at once. Also, with there being to health items, you tend to die quickly. Also, some of the weapons really suck, like the flame thrower. If you just tap the space bar, it does nothing, but still uses a shot, but if hold the space bar to get a full flame, you actually lose 2-3 shots! There needs to be some SERIOUS work here for this to be any good.
Slick but boring
Well animated, sharp looking.
But, this game is just the enemy of fun. Why is it that the majority of the time, when you find the "tricks" they're instantly killed by zombies. And at some points there's ridiculous amounts of zombies, but sweet f&%$ weapons, since there's not much room to move around it's kind of annoying.
It would of been nice if you put the money to use and let the player buy items and weapons with it.
Boring
after the first 3 levels, its boring. It's all the same. Pretty lame concept to boot.
Sure it's slightly funny, but other than that it's a poor game.
Not good, but original
The game itself is quite dull, too much repetitive, still got a 4 because of the idea. I mean, I hooker game is already original, but mixing it with zombie hookers stealing our man was quite unexpected.
Lame.
There's no plane of attack. It's a 2D landscape made to look like a 3D one. If a zombie is standing at the bottom of the screen, and I'm standing at the top, and she shoots/throws something it can still hit me. That's the most retarded part of this game. In other words, shooting in the middle of a causeway will hit all zombies - the ones higher and lower, because the bullets touch their avatars.
The second part I don't like is the stupidity of the weapons. There are like 4-5 or more melee weapons, which all do the same thing with the same damage. Projectile weapons are nice (the submachine gun is the best), but you get very limited ammo that makes them not worth grabbing.
Then, zombies will attack you before you get in range, so if you run up to one you will get hit before you have the chance to attack. This makes melee weapons mostly worthless, since they have a longer attack range than your prostitute does even with a weapon. The game turns into a strafing mission where I move up and down to avoid attacks, since moving side to side is suicide.
You get money, but no upgrades, no health drops (none dropped for me anyway, so they don't exist or are too rare), and if you fuck around too long, you get swarmed and no amount of weaponry can save you from the myriad of zombies on the screen.