I am psychic.
I really don't get this one. It's spam, but it's neither offensive (except that last one kinda), nor funny. Weirdest portal spam ever :U You get a 1 for originality. You lose 4 points/9 stars because there was almost no effort to make this entertaining whatsoever. If you're going to make portal spam, at least make it interesting :<
Also, I predict that the comment from the artist on my review will say:
"I know this is an gay board but I would like to say a > few > > words > > > > I'm a christian and I believe that Jesus Christ is the > > Son of God."