thats funny
Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.
Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his...well, you know where i'm going with this one.