No. Words.
I have always been a fan of typography, and am saddened when such submissions get low scores here on NG. And am now overjoyed that your submission here was not rated low.
But no words can express how hilarious I found this one. I have favorite'd it.
Extremely well polished, and your method of the milkshakes (well everything did to be honest) stayed true to the nature of typography.
After viewing this I feel strongly that I want to make one in the future.
Well done- I look forward to your future submissions.