Apparently you didn't get it
This game made me laugh after reading that fateful review.
Honestly this didn't dissapoint, it did exactly as it said it would, i'm guessing some people dont understand PSTW means 'press space to win.' They also dont notice that this is an ARPG, you have health, mana, and items, you also have a sworn enemy. This game deserves only a 10\10
Please create more of these :D