Bullshit.
I would've found the game amusing if you hadn't fucked around saying you'd donate to children if I got to level 3. Which is, of course, made impossible by the random NES characters that show up in the middle of level 2. In any case, you lose half the stars I would've give you for your poor taste in humour. There are certain things you shouldn't joke about, and starving children is one of them.