SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS!
When in the Course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to pwn the political bands which have connected them with another and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all submissions are not created equal, and thus must be voted on, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness via being displayed and commented on despite violent or offensive imagery... I was going to do a whole thing with the Declaration of Independence, but as an American am far too lazy.
AMERICA - FUCK YEAH!