Fun.
This was pretty fun -- and funny. I especially liked how the guys w/ the knives fell backwards and had their knives land in their faces.
I just want to know what these sticks figures' problem is. I don't know what I've got in those sacks o' mine, but for someone to work up the audacity to speed-walk up to my sweet lookin' wall of sacks and start stabbin' it... damn. Maybe it's bovine pheromones... because I'm fairly confident I saw a bunch of cows humping my sacks. ...There were cows having sex with my sacks.
I thought the range of enemies was pretty good. The triple-damage for headshots was a great gameplay incentive to be less carefree about my aim. Those guys with the riot shields though.... what jerks.
The weapons I got to play around with were pretty cool. I only got as high as the minigun. Admittedly, I didn't want to move on past the nailgun. If there is a man that has the gall to speed-walk up to my sack wall and start stabbing it with a dagger, I don't want to blow him up with a rocket or a laser blast -- do you know how much those things cost?! He's not worth it. I want to put nails in his face. Cows are having sex with sacks, I'm nailing a dude in the face, and I don't stop until the cows go home. It's as right as rain.
The pacing seemed a bit slow. I think I finally ate it on Day 19, and it looked like it was going to be a LONG time before I got the Deathray. I think I would've had enough money sooner if I could melt down all those shells at my feet for cash. I mean, given today's economy...
This was fun. It needs a bit of fine-tuning, I think. The smile on the main character's face, along with that bandanna, was pretty funny.
--mister. jones