We can't do anything except housework...srsly?
We also know how to spell. Fancy that! Too bad I chose the 'female' option first. What are you, twelve? Got news for you, kiddo...I'm a female AND in Law Enforcement. You're gonna piss off a lot of viewers here if you keep up that attitude. We may be the minority here, but chicks frequent the Portal, too.
You had way too many typos and quite possibly the lamest running gag I've ever seen for me to take this seriously. Work to really improve your animation/art and come up with a decent game plot and I'll change my tune.
Good luck.