Meh.
Hello! Welcome to this game! You pretty much can't do anything. But maybe someday you will! In fact, wow, welcome to awesometown, because now you can drill! Just don't press too fast, or you'll miss the ones right in your face. And now you can shoot! Aiming is for losers, so you won't need that. And now you can move faster! Or should I say run into everything in the game at twice the speed. And you don't need to aim anymore, because your bullets now fill up the screen! In fact, you've basically won. Why do we have so many levels again?
Fun. Meta. Or whatever the correct term is.