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Reviews for "(Twisted) Cooking Mama"

are you kidding me?

yeah ok peta we get it animal rights fight the power all that hippie BS but come on! going after a harmless cooking video game for preparing meat dishes?!? not only that but im more than positive that this exceeds the legal limitations of the parody laws and there for is open for the cooking mama developers to sue your ass so hard that your computer will be a commodore 64. not only is this game naggy and possibly illigal it is one of the most broken games ive ever played the most detection is dredful and the music is irritating as all hell.

3/10

not feelin it

the game was okay, but I hate PETA, and the game was full of ant-thanksgiving propaganda. seriously, who cares if turkeys are killed? they taste good, and it's tradition. I mean, COME ON!

...Cooking Mama = ethical issues? DOES NOT COMPUTE

Srsly, wtf?

Look, I told you what you got wrong with the skinning animals game. (Which I could tell was your previous work even before I remembered who you were.)

Cartoony + heavy moral pushing = mixed messages.

You can either be serious business and talk about the problem, or be funny and make the problem easier to relate to, but you can't be BOTH unless you're really, REALLY skilled. That's why you don't see clowns in those commercials for starving families.

Frankly, I'm just mad now because you're using a parody to cover up for a lack of creativity in making what is quite obviously a PETA recruiting tool. The game's not even that good since you're emulating a mediocre game, and your heavy morals keep shoving their way into any possible fun I may be having. Plus, the tofu stage grosses me out even more than the turkey stages. I know what tofu tastes like, and I eat it on a regular basis. Crushing it with your hands, forming it into a mound, dumping some sauce on it, and baking it in an oven is NOT a good way to cook tofu. Heck, the guts gravy (which is what gravy is, frankly, so nothing new under the sun) looks downright tasty.

Frankly, I'm okay with shock value, but the moment you cheapen it with propaganda purposes, you're just stepping on my toes to make me agree with you, which makes me more mad at YOU, and less at your cause. If you want to win people over, don't tell them "THIS IS BAD" and "THIS IS GOOD" outright. Let your message speak for itself.

PETA is being retarded

I like how they show blood coming out of the eggs even though all the eggs we eat aren't fertilized, and chickens just lay eggs sometimes, I like to think of it as there period, but it tastes good. Do I sound weird know?

Okay for one PETA is not the organization its press makes it out to be it actually KILLS nearly all of the animals in its shelters and that I cannot support. Second they made this sick game to be played by children. Plus they're trying to shame the gaming industry into making everything vegetarian or even better vegan. But for what it is I suppose it's a decently made game with a horrible message spreading propaganda for a terrible organization.