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Reviews for "Virtual Psychiatrist"

Lol....

Me : Are you naked?
Him : Perhaps I'm naked in your fantasies?
Me : Gross! Who thinks like that?
Him : What do you think?
Me : I think you are a pervert
Him : Tell me why you think i are a pervert
Me : You just said you were naked in my fantasies
Him : Why?
Me : Because you are a pervert!!!!
Him : Why am I a pervert?
Me : *facepalm*

Wow..He;'s depressed.

me: YOU HAVE NO FAMILY!!
him: No.
me: i killed them..
him: Umm..
me: i killed them all..
him: pardon?
me: They're dead..Every single one of them
him: Why every single one of them?
me: I killed the women
him: im not sure what you want me to say to that.
me: i killed the children
him: im not sure what you want me to say to that.
me: they were like animals, and i slaughtered them like animals
him: im no sure what you want me to say to that.
me: why do you smoke, you weakling?
him: because it helps me relax.
me: I HAVE THE POWER TO DESTROY YOU!!!!

It's a good game..Has a lot of potential, and its kind of addicting...But I think you could do better! Oh, by the way..I think I broke him..=\

funny lol

me hi doctor i need help
him lovely day what can i help you with
me are you a hooker
him why do you want to know
me because il pay you
hi yes you have to pay me 100 dollars an hour
lol!

Lockdude responds:

Haha, we put that in there to respond to something else, but it works in that situation too ^_^

Funny

I love it... the ai's answers make it all the more funny.. great work.

Hilarious!

Best game I've ever played in ages!

Me: Why are you smoking inside?
Doc: Because I can.
Me: Can I?
Doc: No
Me: Do you have a PHD?
Doc: No
Me: Goodbye and thanks for nothing
Doc: Goodbye and come again!