Reviews for Virtual Psychiatrist

[RazorTheDog]

My conversation,

Him: Is there anything troubling you?
Razor: Yes
Him: What is it?
Razor: I think I have a disorder.
Him: what kind of disorder?
Razor: A mind disorder, like dislexia.
Him: that's nice
Razor: wh-what?
Him: Did I help you?
Razor: Well no acctually.
Him: Ok, glad to help
Razor: You didn't help at all!
Him: What are you saying?
Razor: I'M SAYING THAT YOU SUCK AT YOUR JOB.
Him: I suck at what?
Razor: YOUR JOB, YOU SUCK AT IT.
Him: Ok, glad to help.
Razor: GRRR---I WANT TO KILL YOU
Him: Why? Is something bothering you?
Razor: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!

It made me laugh at least XD

[cartoon5000]

LOL!

me: do you like dick

old guy: no

me: do you have a dick?

old guy: no i would never!

me: so you have a pussy

old guy: yes

me: wow

[Viktor]

Epic!

Me: LETS HAVE SEX
Him: Yes!

[Dabeastsicle]

i di this and bout died give cred to wolf man

me: can i have food.
him:of course you can.
me:thank you
him: no need to thank me, its my job to help.
me: Then why am I chained to this chair.
him: everything happens for a reason, so what has made things turn out this way.
me: I dont remember
him: ummm...
me: where am I
him: I'm sure you could answer that question yourself.
me: Why are my pants off
him: I dont know why your pants are off.
me: Lier!
him: take a deep breath and say something that makes more sense.
me: no you old crazy!
him:we wre talking about you, not me
me: Let me out of here!!
Him: umm...
me: did you give me aids!?
Him: I cant remember if I have.
Me: did you drug my coffee?
him: yes I did.
me: you are disgusting
him: What did I do to make you think that.
me: you raped me
him: oh... raped me.
me: what the fuck are you talking about!?
him: perhaps I am talking about in your fantasies.
me: I'm not gay
him: do you enjoy being not gay.
me: are you gay?
him: No! I am not gay!
me: then why did you rape me
him: I cant remember if I have
me: whats wrong with you
him: why with me
me: let me out of here
him:come again
me: Im not gay
him: Did you come to me because your not gay.
me: No! What is this place?
him: please follow this link to your answer www.wikipedia.com/search/this place.
me: what?
him: what do you think?
Me: can I leave
him: perhaps you could if you put your mind to it.
me: I can't move
him:what if you could move
me: I would kick your ass!
him: your ass
me: what about it
him: does that question interest you
me: no
him: why
me: I dont know
him: come again.
me: No!
him: are you saying no just to be nnegative
me: do you like dick
him: No I dont like dick
me: then why do you have one
him: I don't...

[hodebry13]

lol

me:do u like xbox
the guy: yes i like xbox would it make u more comfortable if i didn't?
me:no cause ps3 sucks
the guy: are u sure?
me: yes
the guy: ok is there anything else u want to talk about?