Well, I won.
Quite frankly I'm surprised that I won. I expected to lose miserably shortly before getting thrown to a pack of lions by First Sergent Schumacher. Thanks to you, I now have higher self esteem, greater confidence in myself and no fear of being tossed to a pack of lions. Thanks to you, I will not in fact need a green and tan Hawaiian shirt, for I am not hiding from Captain Rossley and Commander Jones. now I can wear all the red and tan Hawaiian shirts I need. They are made of thickly woven Australian funnel web spider web, which can protect me from sharp objects, bullets, ex-girlfriends, bad math test scores, mandarin oranges in a can, bad submissions, empty Dr. Pepper cans, green Ramen noodles, Veralion, Adam K., civil war cannons, trampolines with holes in them, bad dreams, mechanical pencils, empty tissue boxes full of minature bowling balls hurled at me by a 694 pound gorilla who is trying to get me to Captian Rossley who is trying to get me to First Sergent Schumacher who is trying to catch me to toss me to a pack of lions. And hairy cupcakes. Mr. Hazel told us a story where he and his wife had gone to Greece, lost $250 in travelers checks, couldn't find the slips, had a cat that he was allergic to, had to read graffiti, needed 783 bottles of toothpicks to ward off the yeti and found his travelers checks in a box of handkerchiefs.
This submission has nothing do with anything in particular, so neither does my review, so therefore it is on topic.
It was a good submission and it made me laugh. It also saved my life as I have stated above.
Abschiedsgruß von bei der stationen von Abteilung Flugbetrieb der Bundeswehr.
"Goodbye from near the station of the Federal Armed Forces; Flight Operations Division, Germany."