DUDE~!!
THESE CONTROLS ARE CRAP!!!
Reviews for "Going Up!"
Renandchi2 responds:
well, i know they're kinda loose, but such a shitty review!
The REAL reason why we're voting low....
It's not because it's in the Halloween collection. It's honestly for every other reason.
1) The weird story isn't funny, sorry to break it to ya.
2) The graphics are quite unsatisfactory, and remind me of every other flash submission with bad graphics, ever. Especially the thick brush strokes, Terrible looking play button, and default pencil tool lines.
3) The game mechanics are poor at best. I'm not entirely sure how you messed up a game engine so simple, but I've seen 5 step tutorials for platformers with better engines.
4) Just to make thing clear, the "random thing" you put in the background such as angry face, a cannon, and a man singing with a crudely drawn bullet about to hit him, are not funny, entertaining, or interesting in any way. However, they do seem to showcase your incredible inability to draw art, I'll give them credit for that.
5) How LONG did this take you to make? Because if iy took you less than 5 consecutive hours of work, you're definitely doing it wrong. I know for a face that any submission I've enjoyed has taken more than that long to make. Usually a great deal more time is required.
So please, next time you submit, think about all of those above comments, and at least get 4/5 to a satisfactory level.
And one last thing. Using a good song does not make a game good. In fact, I thought the constant looping music was pretty freakin' annoying.
Renandchi2 responds:
lets see:
1.well, its wierd, it doesnt have to be funny.
2.i suck at animation
3.wow, you're a jerk. the engine wasnt even that broken! just a couple platform glitches
4.everyone else thought it was funny, and most were crap animation on purpose. i tried to make them like doodles
5.it took me a long time to make, but anyways, thanks for the review (i guess)
It sure was a game
i think the wuzzle stage was better than the Joey stages, i hate that you lied about the boss and called me a dumbass the jumps were way too unforgiving and the game just sucked. try harder next time
Renandchi2 responds:
well, the dumbass joke was a JOKE! get over it!
Unoriginal.
This exact type of flash game has been probably three to four times. It was kind of amusing the first couple times to play through a mock platformer with poorly drawn art in the background... but not so much anymore.
Game mechanics were terrible (jump height randomly changed throughout game for me), and the fact that boss put you back at beginning of level if you merely touched him was frustrating.
The humor in the game gave me a chuckle or two, but that's about it. You should try your hand at an actual game next time.
Renandchi2 responds:
hmmm... about 30,000 games son ng, and 4 of them are close to eachother. very unoriginal. also, i kinda crudely drew on purpose
Too buggy to play.
After seeing the horrible graphics, I thought "Hmm, might as well see if the gameplay is any good.". It wasn't. There were too many glitches to even play it. I found myself getting shot out of the floor at all times. It just didn't work.
Renandchi2 responds:
yeah, but its winneable