Reviews for Chikonz Warz

[felten]

Soo true

Today newgrounds consists of 90% 13 year old idiots that thinks that everything deserves a five/ten, GOD I miss the old days when the highest ranked flash had 4.26,,,
Anyways, on to the review:
Sound: The music fits the flash quite well, but there are no other sounds, but this music takes over the sounds, so it does not really matter that much. 7/10
Graphics: Lots of recycled images, and the drawings aren´t that good in general, making some more chickens instead of the same ones in every "section" would be great. 4/10
Interactivity: There is a preloader, but thats it. A play button would be nice, also a replay button is needed. 3/10
Overall: As far as I know, this is a quite original flash, complaining about the members of NG, about how they vote and such, then again I dont watch that many under judgement flashes, not that many flashes at all really, not even those at the frontpage.

For the originality and anti-NG noobs propaganda, you get a 3/5 and a 6/10.

lol1337a responds:

Yep Newgrounds is gone now...It's a garbage heap. Too bad it used to be such a cool site. T_T

Yep I was going to add more sounds. I thought the music was sufficient and any sounds would detract from the song. I really liked the song "Dead Horse Trampoline!" :D

Yep I got a bit lazy after a while. Oh well..I'll take more time next time...But I had fun with this.

Yes I wanted this to be original as that is what I miss from newgrounds: originality. Everything here now seems to be Video Game Parodies and overused Memes. It's quite disheartening really. Its really disheartening that the creators aren't proactive about protecting the integrity of their own site as well - just letting it go to pot. Letting all the substandard material creep in and make it to front page and top 50.

Anyways thank you for the well thought out review. :)

[stockcom]

Well, frankly...

the commentary was spot on, tho in reality entertainment is truly based on mass appeal. However, dwelling on chicken butts and udders kind of takes the edge off the message. And I'd hate to think of the impact on the beef and dairy industry if cows starting growing vulcan cannons... shorten the butt/udder scenes and get a lil more serious with your animation and you're cookin with gas...

lol1337a responds:

Yes I see your point butt taking teh chikon butts and teh utters would probably be utterly out of the question as they made the movie what it is - a piece avant-garde art. It would break my heart to shorten those scenes...

I would have to think long and hard before raising the knife to those scenes *sniff*.

Oh I think the beef and dairy industry would actually profit immensely with having cows growing teh vulcan cannons out their sides. In these time of strife one could use such beasts. Hmm one might also be able to get free milkshakes from teh recoil of teh weapon firing as a side effect as well. :P