Bless you!
I have a third ass growing from my neck and I don't find any humor in this.
Still 10 points, because it is important that you bring out this kind of rare condicions to the open. My medical history has allways been kind of tabu in my family and now I can't express my inner thought to my frends by showing this flash. I feel very thankfull. I also use my ass as a filing cabinett.