Impossibly amazing
I can't help but think about one of those de-motivational posters... you know the ones, they're all over the internet. One in particular has something written on it to the tune of 'your life will never be as awesome as this picture'. In all fairness, whatever picture was in that poster should be replaced in an instant by this work of beautiful, beautiful madness. Somebody better have given you a damned trophy for drawing this or, at the very least, taken you out for pizza.