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Reviews for "Join The Army!"

nice

i liked it, its intresting, thats the army, if you ever seen the leggless, armless, disabled soldiers coming home, or not coming home, the dude called i run this bitch fails to realize the soldiers are good, your not making fun of them, its the commercials that lie of what youll really experience, death and lose, i run this bitch is probobly a lier, cuz most millitants dont enjoy their experience, my grandpa served in the army in ww2 and lost many friends who were in his plantoon

THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!

This not only shows that you know nothing about the Army, but that you have no confidence in our ability to do our jobs.
I wouldn't be so ticked if this piece had a little humor in it, but it doesn't. At least not to anyone who cares about my fellow soldiers. You think we're all monkeys and that we didn't know what we were getting into by signing up?! You mock the intense training that every soldier undergoes before even being allowed in a combat zone?? It's much longer than a month. You don't even know anything about teamwork and tactics. Yeah, you're real qualified to criticize us.

Every generation of my family has served honorably in the military. You disgrace them with this rubbish.

Regardless of what everyone thinks of this war, we are here to protect American lives and uphold the US Constitution. To those who think that joining the Army is stupid, I regret that noone ever taught you the value of Selfless Service. There are things in life that are greater than oneself. Things worth fighting for. It is strange that you scoff at that philosophy, because it got us to where we are today as a nation.

How ironic that this review will be rated "useless" when it speaks the truth.

honestly now

he wasn't trying to make it a game. otherwise i would be labeled "play the game".. anyways, i understood the message. pretty much thats how americans are recruited into the army. just by a couple sweet commercials, thats all it takes! the shooting part was just 2 give a little interaction as if you were really in a war. the ending displayed how easily you can die in a war. in other words, joining the army is stupid. hence the army men being monkies. keep up the good work

average

it was ok

It was okay...

...but there wasn't much, if any humor, the voice acting was lame, the minigame felt rushed/was too easy, and the ending was so sudden. Really, this feels unfinished. Do yourself some more credit and work on it some more. It could be great, seeing as the animation itself is well done.