lmao
That was funny as hell.
Reviews for "SlashClassic16: Washu <3"
SlashFirestorm responds:
No it wasn't, lol. Check out my other secret episodes (Monsters and SES2 are my greatest achievements) for much funnier stuff. :-D
crappy flash - nice message
that is so true, however im more affraid of god level users who abuse their power. and have their legion of supporters blam inoccent flashes just because he had a BAD PM from the artist.
i wonder how long this flash will last, the high rev may keep it alive atleast a couple more hours,
this is the best crappy flash ive seen so far, ive lost all my sense of good flashes. blamming countless just today,
SlashFirestorm responds:
It's not so much mass-blamming that's a threat to the innocent, non-rulebreaking Newgrounder. I've been mass-whistled before, back in my active flash days, but luckily those pricks were taken care of by the system.
The real problem lately is mass-protecting. Never in my years of B/P'ing has it been so bad. People care more about points than quality. Honestly, this flash should not have passed (but it did, and now it can't be deleted no matter how low it gets). My other flashes, while graphical nightmares, still are sexier than this...and, more importantly, are actually funny (take into account that this flash was made two, three years ago). Compared to my other work, this flash has barely any effort and isn't nearly as well-scripted or amusing.
The only reason this passed with a 2.39 is because people saw me and Afro's names, saw our list of previous flash, and voted for protection. That is NOT how it's supposed to be done. People must vote based on quality---which can mean anything from Adam Phillips to graphical abortions that have insanely funny storylines, depending on the voter's tastes---and not for points.
B/P points, like whistle status, are simply a bonus for doing the right thing. All of the mass voters on this site can get the fuck off my Newgrounds.
Thanks for the review.
Nice!
I think this flash sends a good message and it's funny as hell. Good work, even though it was a bit creepy in some spots (I AM NOT CALLING YOU A FUCKING STALKER LOLOLOLOL) and you already admitted that your flash skill sucks.
Nice tribute, good humor
5/5
10/10
SlashFirestorm responds:
I really need to make updates to a lot of my stuff.
I've always wanted to remake my Clock Day '06 flash to showcase the skills I've learned since then (LOL), along with the Secret Episode I made for myself (I'm a SUPREME COMMANDER now, ahahaha).
lollazythough fuck
I remember seeing this before
That was so long ago when I had so much time to flag abuse. How I miss the way it used to be but things change. As for this flash It made me laugh a while ago but in a way it was a bit creepy. Keep up the good work
Smooches ^_^
SlashFirestorm responds:
The director's cut was even creepier. It was all hot, lurid action involving you, me, and something run on batteries. And maybe a cheetah.
I'm with ya on this one.
Yeah, the portal is cluttered with spam lately, and part of it has to do with stat-whoring, but a good chunk of the spam is put through by crews who vote 5 on everything they put up. Some of these crews have lot's of members, and even the shittiest flashes get through, some are even collabs with 10 users, strangely enough.
I watch these things, and sometimes I wish I hadn't and just want that lost minute or two of my life back, but watching shitty flashes just makes you appreciate the good ones that much more. One thing's for sure, I don't pull any fucking punches when I vote, if it deserves to get blammed, then I vote 0. Somewhere in the middle, I'll vote depending on how the flash affects me. As for real top tier stuff, well, you can pretty much guess at that one.
My way of fighting spam; working on a quality flash of my own. Been almost 2 months and I'm still in the early stages of production. I'm also learning flash as I go, so there'll probably be numerous revisions before I even think about putting it on the portal, not like some people who slap something together in an afternoon and hope for the best.
Keep fighting the good fight, I've got your back.
SlashFirestorm responds:
When it comes to flash crews, really only a few have enough power to heavily influence UJ flash (and could be outdone if enough Newgrounders voted fairly). However, crews can easily get certain awards (underdog and TOTW) by mass-voting/reviewing on their own flash and others' flash.
I remember watching the TOTW fights back when I was still active with flash. Lots of mass voting and AIM drama. And for what? It's stupid. I remember when random, unlucky souls got TOTW, and it was always fun to see what the bare minimum of Newgrounds currently was.
Nowadays, there are more people fighting for Turd than for Daily/Weekly awards. What the fuck is up with that?
Continue voting fairly, whistle stolen flash and abusive reviews whenever you come across them, help confused newbies understand the system, etc, and maybe we can get Newgrounds to kick ass again.